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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do what I do. Drive around and scope out the deadest businesses you can find. I’m talking if there’s more than 1 or 2 customers an hour, keep looking.

Apply inside. They usually don’t do online applications.

Once you have the job you can sit and play Steam Deck and Switch all day. Dust and mop once a week to keep it looking sharp, and then play games or take a call center at home job and do it from there. Learn an instrument.

It’s much more fulfilling than slaving away and “growing” for some other muhfucker.

At this point I can play the guitar like a mothafuckin’ riot. Doot doo doot dee doot do doo. Dunt duh dunt duh duh nuh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like someone needs to cut their hair, polish their boots and have their soul beat out of them by exhaustion!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s funny you say that. I haven’t had a haircut in almost 2 years. :p

I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.

I feel this, although it's just 2 months for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I've never heard of a haircut taking 2 months!