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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

And is this "Linux user's girlfriend" in the room with us now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What are you talking about? YOU are the Linux gf. Go wear your femboy socks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Oooh yeah baby! Upload your dependencies to my repository!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Honey, can we watch Netflix?"

"Sure, just give me a minute. Just have to quickly recompile the kernel."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Absolutely real

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I made mine use Ubuntu because my house my rules. They don't give a shit as long as Firefox opens and there's a way to edit spreadsheets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Actually she's copyleft, if a man fucks my GF then he also has to fuck me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you cute? Can I jump straight to the source and skip the girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

no but I'm public domain- you can rearrange my face if you want UwU

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

... Well now I'm scared

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

non-commercial use only

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

open source

You get to see her parents naked

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

windows users when bill gates has sex with their girlfriend (she's owned by Microsoft)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Developers developers developers!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

don't forget to leave a star if you found the software useful

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

this post assumes Linux users are heterosexual men and objectifies women - not very cool :/

//edit

by saying "... another man ..." the meme is implying that the Linux user is a man himself. by referencing the girlfriend of the male Linux user, the meme is implying the male Linux user is likely hetero or bi.

the meme then compares the woman to software, an inanimate object.

I am myself a queer polyamorous Linux user, but this meme feels a lot like all the memes calling leftists for cucks and I would prefer if we kept that out of our communities.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Not really, it just assumes that the Linux user has a girlfriend who's promiscuous. It's just a joke. That said, I am a male Linux user and my wife and I are poly, so it's extra funny to me.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Also the other man is the active person while the girlfriend is passive and doesn't have agency.

Also "having sex" turns fucking into a materialistic transaction instead of something you do together. According to marxist / leninist mythology that makes this a shitpost.

Oh right :D