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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then your brain puts them both together and erases your nose

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, it was doing that until you pointed it out...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Brain: "Me!? ... What?? I'm NOT doing that!!"

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

THE LINES OF SIGHT CONVERGE ON A SINGLE FOCAL POINT AND ARE THEREFORE NOT PARALLEL!

Fuck! I'm that guy again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Also the fact that there's no parallax between the photos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Even worse you forgot people have a dominant eye, it's the one your "balanced" viewpoint chooses as center

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (7 children)

For this to be accurate one of them needs to have a slightly different color balance. For some reason I always seem to have a "warm" and "cold" eye

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Yeah, what's up with that? Glad I'm not the only one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Oh shit that's not just me? Thought I fucked up my eye somehow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

For this to be accurate one of them needs to have a slightly different color balance.

These are not US and Mexico, just parallel universes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

For me it’s most noticeable in the morning!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I honestly assumed I was colorblind in one eye (I am diagnosed, at least)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I think there might be something wrong with your eyes, homie….

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This introduces the possibility that we’re experiencing 2 universes and creating a third within ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Most of concepts that we assume are intrinsic to reality (like color and sound pitch, or even the feeling of hot and cold) are just our brain interpreting small fragments of physical reality, and then filling in the blanks. Your world is your own creation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This is both a terrifying and astonishing thought.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

you don't see that there's a thing across the place. you sense that the light that came from it hit your eye. you sense literally only things you interact with directly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Magenta doesn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You don't even sense the things you touch directly. You sense atoms in your body being pushed by the atoms in the thing because the electrons get close to each other

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I just finished Dark Matter and don't get me started on branching realities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh! I’ll have to watch that. Hadn’t realized Apple toys with this theme quite a bit. Constellation had so much promise but it flamed out for me. Severance might be tangentially related with the theme, compartmentalized lives, being equally fascinating.

Mr. Robot and Counterpart did things to my brain questioning reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's a pretty good series. It was based on a novel AND they managed to get the novel writer to be the Showrunner. It's a double edged sword too, based on the discussions that I've read, all of the criticisms for the novel also applies to the series as it's a very faithful adaptation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I think this meme would be 450% better with parralax

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hmm, no parallax, must be a very flat classroom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

That totally changes ones perspective

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

False, this is the same image with 2 different crops. If it was actually taken at 2 different angles there would be depth information encoded in them, there isn't any.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You must be in a parallel universe if you think its the same image

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I must be in a parallel universe then, because they're the same image just cropped in 2 different spots. I literally just overlayed them here with one at 50% transparency, there's no ghosting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

No where's the parallax.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Camera one; camera two

Haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This very much might be a me thing, but the meme needs noticeable, but subtle color differences from wye to eye.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It’s like the white balance of the eyes are different. But it’s not always the case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Interesting. I've experienced that before but not typically. Did you wear those old 3D glasses too long as a kid.