this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"How do you delete someone else's post... From your mind!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unrelated: how do I maintain a consistently low battery level in my Airpods?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Cat nap charging. Let it get down to 1% and only allow yourself 5 minute bursts of charge. That will bump you up to like 6%. The ~~licking~~ notifications should begin shortly after that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It would have cost you $0 to not post this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Extra long tongues.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Help how do I unread something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I should have heeded your warning random internet person

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That's what great UX is all about, baby

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

What if they just licked your ear all the time? That just might convince me there is a heavan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I would have very clean ears then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Can I make it a manual action? Because sometimes my ear canal is itchy AF and if a tiny tongue could solve that problem without making me look like I'm trying to tickle my brain, I'm all in on that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

What if tongues had tiny ears and every time you drank water it felt like getting water in them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They might as well. The one pair of airpod pros I had would screech into my ear if the battery was low, which happened often because they cram as much useless garbage "features" into them as they can which drain the battery rather quickly. I had to stop using them for video calls at work because I couldn't get past a 90 min meeting without one screeching in my ear. Switched to some old Sony ear buds with less features and am much happier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I should have heeded the title, gross lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

In that case I would just be forced to purchase airpods.