this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"This is the most disturbing porn I've seen"

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the "Yeah..."

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You'd be glad they haven't got sick that weekend.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've got Thursdays and Fridays

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

wait a minute

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

One thing I like to do is to build on top of their lie. That way they can't call you out without admitting they were lying

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh, you have kids, too?