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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You'd be glad they haven't got sick that weekend.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've got Thursdays and Fridays

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago