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[–] [email protected] 161 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago

Felt sad for that last crab who ended with a shell worse than the original :(

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow didn't expect them to actually make a queue

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago

They're all trying to move up one shell size, so they position themselves as close to the shell they want as possible. If they weren't in order, the chance they'd end up shell-less increases dramatically

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

There oughta be a law!

Also one can help them in this process:

https://www.hermitcrabanswers.com/finding-shells-for-hermit-crabs/

I saw a post a few weeks back about a guy who found replacement shells for hermit crabs that had adopted bottle caps and other plastic trash. Truly superheroic!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This video was amazing- and sad. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (4 children)

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but tHiNk Of AlL tHe LoSt ShArEhOlDeR vAlUe ThO!?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Seriously though, if crabs used currency this would never happen. There would be one crab with all the shells and the other crabs would have to bring food offerings or whatever their currency would be in order to get one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But how would the crab protect his extra shells?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The US would use its navy to protect ~~the wealthy crabs~~ "important commerce lanes" lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Shellholder value

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Crab coin, a crusto currency

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even crypto achieved carcinisation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Web 3.0? More like Wet 3.0 amiright people?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I counted the word "institutional" used almost once per sentence. There were a couple of sentences that didn't use it, but there was at least one sentence that used it twice. Plus all the figures and captions for them too.

Though despite being not "institutional", the market seems to have behaved a little as if it were, due to use of software to fix prices at what the landlords believed that the market would bear. So still price gouging, regardless of whether done by individuals or giant mega-corporations.

Though still a good point that the article makes.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago

They also duke it out if two crabs want the same shell. I recall one video where two crabs were goin round the outside when a third one just moves into the shell. Hilarious at scale, but I bet the first two were pissed. Good thing they weren’t pistol shrimp.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Seems more analogous to clothes than housing


clothes can be "too big" in the sense that the extra size is detrimental to the function, which is somewhat different from houses.

And it's pretty common to have buy-nothing groups in cities or even at large companies. Got a loooot of hand-me-down clothes for my toddler from friends, family, and randos in the neighborhood.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes and no. I'm sure there is an argument to be made that a house can be too big. Bigger houses require more maintenance, cleaning, higher taxes. Downsizing a house is also a retirement strategy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Also, sometimes you just want a tight fit house to show what you got.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

An animal named a hermit crab has better social relationships than humans I'm so pissed.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

as a hermit human i can confirm: less human interaction = more mental health

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Setup a commune, escape the system, free yourselves

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

"To each his own needs."

I've heard that somewhere before.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This makes the plot of Another Crab's Treasure even zanier. (It's about a hermit crab whose shell is repossessed by the local king)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Iirc there can be a mad scramble. If two try for the same shell, one loses out and their previous shell may be taken. So they're fucked.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know I've never quite bought the hermit crab shells = houses analogy. They seem much more analogous to armor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I'm so pissed hermit crabs have a better fashion market than we do

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In Australia we lose about six months wages to 'stamp duty' if we move. Better to stick with the oversized shell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can you explain for an American?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's a tax on buying a house.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Stamp duty makes it sound like it's what happened to them because they didn't kick the brits out over the stamp act.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They kill/eat their dead, weak and handicapped as well. Heard they also get half off fries at Wendy's too no cap..Sounds pretty sweet op

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They eat some of their weak. On the other hand, show me a hermit crab billionaire. I think they have something good going there, let them cook.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how they communicate. There must be a signal that says, "I'm moving out. Line up!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

IIRC it's by doin' a little crabby dance whenever they see other hermit crabs scuttling by until one that's also looking for a new shell spots them and the hermit crab swap meet begins forming.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It's pretty sweet ngl.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Humans could have this too if enough of us just started doing it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Got to witness crabs doing this when going for a walk one day. There was a very shallow pool on the beach, about a foot wide, and about 20 crabs having a 'swap meet', scurrying back and fourth between the different shells.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's similar to how it works in Singapore, where housing is fully public

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Just build more housing lol.

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