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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be "fight, bleed, groan" too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

They already know how to do those things, right boys!?

I'm sorry

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think they meant grunts

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This seems like a trap of some sort and people in general shouldn't be left alone with either of them individually or at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.

I'm no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.

Otherwise, if it's not real, it's an excellent shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can't teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how.......

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can that dude BE on any more steroids?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yes, yes, there's always room for max growth. If he really juices it up and eats a couple cows per day, he can get to that next level. Beefcaaaaaake!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you could use some lessons

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session