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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if skunk pussy stinks.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's a wolf. Her name is loona.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't answer the question.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

The answer is it depends

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Dunno, that soundy pretty crazy to me. Shouod send them to the loony bin

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Skunks don't usually smell unless they're threatened or dead. That said, it still probably stinks a little. Do not try to do the deed without the skunk's consent though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Consent is sexy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

A painted fursona like this would give a radar return, right?

We'll just have to settle for our waifu pillow stuffed under the seat next to the uncrustables.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sir! There is a fleet of furries on the radar!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Damnit! Tell cybersec to man the firewalls! They'll be hacking us in no time!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

"We have it's position, shoot it down!"

"But Sir...

Loona is my waifu too."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

If you store the uncrustables next to the pillows, they may become recrusted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fursona wouldn't matter on that specific jet. It also has an onboard microwave. You can paint your waifu AND bring frozen tendies under the seat.

That would definitely fuck with the stealth of some of the more modern combat aircraft though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, yeah, is that a B-1?

You actually could make a microwave that's stealth-friendly, if you got it shielded enough. I wonder if that's been considered, or even done.

Edit: Yes, on the B-2.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a bone. The f111 looking nose combined with the girthmaster deluxe front landing gear are the tells in this picture.

As it turns out, aircrew need to be able to eat shit and sleep onboard if you want significant loiter capabilities. That was my favorite part of aircrew banter; eagle crews escorting bones liked to show off how fast and agile their jets are, and the bone crew would show off by flying straight and level for a bit while they heated up their lunch then shit in a toilet instead of a diaper

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you fucking stupid?

Do you seriously think that the DoD forgot to include the line item for radar absorbing hentai plane art?

JFC get with the times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry and I deserve this abuse. ~Daddy~

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I didn't know they wore thongs back then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What I really like to imagine is the pilot coming up to the requisitions officer, who gives that long silence and glance of "are you fucking serious?", then passes the order along all the way to someone in an govt office job who reads "Sexy Loona Decal for Airplanes 2.6m x 1.7m


200 USD", sighs and signs the order.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Do it for them