this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they replaced the tool booth workers with machines!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Well maybe they should have worked harder on their rhyming skills.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's kind of a "write your own destiny" career. Nobody will teach you how to get there, you have to seize it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Carpe Pontis!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I ask you thee these questions three; ere the other side you see

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

*pulls out Glock

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can still do it as a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who can afford upkeep on a bridge today as a hobby?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Dunno about English, but in German, "living under the bridge" means "being homeless". Which is free. For now. Better try it before it gets a fee.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I mean... Have you tried?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

And with a lithp I told them to kith my ath