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Phone Manufacturers Add 'Police Override' Button Next to Power Button (isglitch.com)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Don't give them ideas!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Seriously

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

They'll do anything but bring back the headphone jack