Incoming heart attack

A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It's hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.

You spilled your jpg compression all over it.

ded

First thought: gonna need a nap.

Second thought: gonna need blood thinners

First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.

Second thing: burger

coranary artery disease

Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."

Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

On my period, I could eat this easily

Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

Put your dick in it.

"Eat like you have free healthcare"

I need you inside me.

Tums

Ach, my arteries!

They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.

Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.

America 🇺🇸

If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal

I could eat.

I fucking desire it

Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🤷

... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? 🙀

Cholesterol

Tummy hurt

My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.

Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.

heart attack

Ew

I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea

The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.

Would

In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!

Needs ketchup and onion rings

That's a lot of death.

If I had to, I wouldn't even know how to start eating that.

diarrhea

One short on the steak n shake's 7x7. Young me would eat once of those a every payday with my coworkers.

It ain't even good. Not worth it -1/10 would not recommend.