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Shirts That Go Hard

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Can someone buy this for my poor ass?

Because, like most philosophers, I'm unemployed.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Have you thought about trying out for stand-up philosophy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Man, I'm tired. I just wanna sleep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh, a bullshit artist!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I'm employed and I still can't afford new clothes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Love this line! I'm stealing it!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

  1. Don't tell Socrates what is in his drink

  2. Is Diogenes here yet? Wait, he's doing what? Disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Diogenes is the homeless guy who was banned from the coffee shop but is standing outside lecturing passersby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

A homeless guy with a bad ass gang of dogs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Diogenes found out the hard way that for drinking coffee a cup is quite necessary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I was expecting there to be only 2 chopsticks on the table.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Link bruh