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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Afaik most keepers don't eat the ball because they don't technically own the goal and therefore the net. It is the owner of the field who can. But it's the self interest of the keep to keep the game playing so they won't let the owner eat it.

This is only my impression and might be totally wrong tho

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Capitalist scum not letting keepers eat the balls.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Keepers of the world, unite!

You have nothing to lose than some points and all the balls to win

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, it wouldn't be fair if the keepers were the only ones allowed to eat them, either... There are 20 other players.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But it's the keeper who lured the ball in...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That net is not sticky at all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Poor workmanship all over is what this is!