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Alternatively, does the universe collapse in on itself because they’re actually the tripartite sonic manifestations of a single three faced god?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea who are any of those people

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The esoteric mysteries of the Church of Weekend-P-R shall remain elusive to the uninitiated.

Be sure to send in your pledges though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ira Glass if the battle is on land. Stephen Dubner if it is in the air. Guy Raz if it is in water.

I will not be taking questions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

MINDY!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

My money is on Ira Glass. No reason other than I just like him the best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Malcolm Gladwell comes out of nowhere with a steel chair and claims the victory

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is definitely a possible outcome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Then the reanimated corpse of Garrison Keillor shows up and all hell breaks loose.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

None. The pledge drive will just go on forever. It's the secret to how Terry Gross hasn't aged in 40 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

She's definitely Dorian-Gray-ing somebody.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you you think he stands a chance against that much smugness?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

He will win by not even showing up.