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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I found it at the end of that big red arrow. Turns out it wasn't a useless red arrow after all.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, hopefully they can get this message now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's not much, but...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for calling the Mars help line. Select from the following menu:

  1. Help line
  2. Visas and Passports
  3. Accommodations
  4. Ambassadorial Requests
  5. Rouge Planet Reporting System
  6. Financial Exchange
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Connecting…

Hi! Welcome to the Rouge Planet Reporting Agency’s Mars office.

To help us direct your call, please select from the following options.

  1. Any prank calls, jokes, comments, or other funny business
  2. Report a new planet discovery!
  3. Submit astrometry tracking data of a known planet from your location.
  4. if you have any information about Jupiter, press 4.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please leave your message after the beep.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Strangely, this reminds me of this manga set in a megalopolis, and when the MC reaches what is assumed to be the roof of the super structure, he meets someone who explains that they aren't looking at a night sky, but rather at a ceiling that's far enough away to be difficult for human eyes to discern, how far away is that, coincidentally this gap between the "roof" and the "sky" is about the width of the planet Jupiter.

Guy literally has to use a telescope to be able to track stuff happening on the other side.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This sounds really interesting. Can you share the title please?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The manga is called Blame! and it is very good! Lots of cool moments like this. Excellent architecture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's a trippy Manga with little dialogue. Highly recommended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Commenting to check later.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s behind that teapot that’s up in space

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The one Bertrand Russell left the last time he visited?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, thank the gods- it's back! Check the image, everyone! Jupiter's back!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[clever comment that makes you laugh]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

[Follow-up joke]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Well of course you're not finding it! 4 is Mars, you want 5

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What if theres like, really big diamonds tho?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's in Uranus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Stamets has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. Find it, we will try

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Its gravitational force was destroyed by the asteroids and comets it attracts, so now all its gas is gone (Jupiter is a gas giant). Some of it probably liquified (and later solidified).

Wait, why didn't we get intoxicated by Jupiter's gas? Are we immune to it? Did it somehow not reach earth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Did it go roaming in the inner system again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It’s taking a summer vacation in Andromeda