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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is there an Oglaf comic for this

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Oglaf started off as a legit porn comic but then they figured out they're actually geniuses at writing jokes. This is a great example; there's no spoken punchline here, just his face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

haha that was fantastic thanks haven't read oglaf in probably a decade

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Wasn't illicit sex with cows basically the Minotaur's origin story?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

With a bull actually, way back when gods were still creative with their curses.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Wouldn’t even be a whole bestiality then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am my own worst enemy, what will they do with me?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

cherish and support you, thus slaying your inner strife

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've got this really big stable that needs de-poopification...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

they will Divert a river into your stable

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Only with uberfeats+

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The slaying? Yes. The sex? Probably not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You put 20 gold in the tip, you can watch whatever you like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The only weakness of mini minotaurs is Tartar sauce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

despite reading the last one as the mintor harassing me(not in a sexual way)

i fully expected the response