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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Riiise-

CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES? I COULD BARELY GER ANY PROPER SLEEP IN STASIS!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Boops G Man’s head “snooze, SNOOZE!!!!!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Rumpel Foreskin?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I had this issue until I focused on my gut biome and now I fall asleep even if I want to stay up and I sleep great. Like never better and I am 50. I am truly surprised everyday about this change as I figured I was just going to have to accept poor sleeps. There is a lot of science about how important gut health is, yet like I used to be, most are very unaware of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When is that supposed to happen? Or is bad habits when it comes to sleep and age being used as an excuse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Soon after your first child is born and it ends when the last one turns 18.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does it really end? I fear my sleep patterns are irrevokably fucked. And i will never have another good night's sleep.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ask me when my daughter turns 18.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Slow release 1mg melatonin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same here. And I don’t even have kids.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same. No kids. Sleep's still fucked.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soo.. It has nothing to do with age after all?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's a shitpost. I think you need to be a little less concerned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Me since I was 13:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The good news is, we're all masters-in-training at falling asleep.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My point was simply: u gon die.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Ah! You do know the D word!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago