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[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It's from a real comic, and the only edit was changing "use" and "does."

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I watched for about 3 minutes and then I got sleepy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lulled to sleep by dat ass 🤤

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Closer to teabag

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I love Scarfolk Council stuff.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Oh come on...

You can't hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it...

That's like putting out a bell and telling people they can't ring it!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just put a sign saying "$1 per toot." I'd pay it at least once. Wait, no 3 times. Maybe 4.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

-walks in wearing a full clown costume and slaps a 100 dollar bill on the table

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yooo, SS14 mentioned

Incredible game, and it’s constantly improving as it goes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

BRB, checking prices on Cameo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A challenge.

I'd like to know of it gets used more or less often than without the "Don't"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Without the "Don't", I'd just use it without thinking. Now I'd still want to do it but I'd get worried that the store owner might get mad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Well now I just gotta.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Now I want to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I know what you'r thinking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Not even if youre horny?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Just…

Don’t.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Whatever happened to try it before you buy it.