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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Selling drugs? Because, we've all been dealers before... I guess?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lmao I believe that is the implication, yes

I havent sold drugs myself but my dealer has

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yours too? What a coincidence

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Mine never has. Did give me a royal flush once though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I think I'm sensing a pattern

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's cool, mine worked as policeman, I found out on the first meet, was certainly a surprise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In this economy it's starting to feel like an option at least

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You had to measure out your 16oz of Beans to last you the week.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, 16 oz? Do you think this is Golden Corral?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would make a terrible weed dealer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now im just picturing what it would be like to buy 16 oz of weed at one time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Make your dreams come true!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i have a feeling it's a reference to drug dealing

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's obviously for all the precision baking they did with their free time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

When money's tight, you don't want to be spending more than necessary on postage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Charcuterie; for measuring curing salt, truffles etc. That’s what I use mine for….now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This my exact model. Neat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is half the models produced in China under a gazillion different random company names.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

scale often used to weigh drugs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Don't have to be a dealer to do quality control

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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