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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get away from me with your pants Satan!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, it's "get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stealth [email protected] meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I've got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if you put some pants on

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And can count.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And a respectable ascot.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

A heroin dispenseary?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

Stay lifted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this from Mormon Jesus? It looks like it's from Mormon Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Naw, it's Star Trek: The Animated Series. I illegally downloaded this in 2000 on mIRC.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why he kinda cute... 😳

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or alternatively don't put pants on but still get stuff done

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

So what's it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔