That dragon can't even spell, I wouldn't trust its baking.
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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It's the correct spelling in draconic
interesting that draconic is a close derivative of one of the germanic languages
Other way around! That's why there are dragons in the Völsunga Saga and Beowulf. This is historical fact I'm pretty sure.
I can only trust someone named like DragonTypeWyvern for these sensitive topics!
Clearly not a bookwyrm.
Dragons live even longer than elves. They can't be bother to properly learn the spelling of all the words every time a human civilization destroys itself and a new one rises with a new language.
Shiny and food are the only words a dragon ever needs to learn
After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.
That was slick...
You, you work for the company?
This belongs to my instance. 😭
Which one, inquiring minds would like to know 👀
The one in their username?
You expect me to read!?! Fuck
No, Mr. nifty. I expect you to die.
I am already dead inside so 🤷♀️
😂
Your instance is the address behind the @. So yours is lemmy.world, theirs is, fittingly, yiffit.net.
I feel so worldly
Crossposting across instances is a thing, so go ahead and do just that 👍
Cmon man, dragon kun is just trying to share his love of baked goods with the masses 😭
I need to know where this came from.
Edit: Channel name is Bread Boys on Youtube. Of course I find it right after I post....
I mean hey, dragon with a passion for cooking and looks like a penchant for dressing with panache, if they've got the right personality I'd call that a catch!
So put a bun in her oven
God I wish that were me
Which loaf of bread do you want to be?
Some sort of northern European rye with rocket/arugula.
Whichever kind that nice lady wants to have intercourse with
she cute
That's as simple as you can get drawing a back yet it's weirdly exciting
It’s the little back dimples I think
Agreed
Something is seriously wrong with that woman.
Uh, yeah, she's underfucked?
Could someone have the decency to fuck her brain's out?