It only works with android
Risa
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
What about the eyePhone?
It does have the most Data.
Mexico.
So I flew to Mexico city now what
Ask around for "telefono en bungholio"
Will do
Unlimited Data on the Cellular Peptide network.
On Mint Frosting Mobile
Gotta Boost the deflector array
Best Sprint before it explodes!
There's a place that does that on Friday nights. Little fuzzy on it's name, though.
With enough lube you could get one installed immediately
I did as you said but it's a little hard to answer when I'm shopping at Old Navy.
I just now realise why bender in futurama has space in his body
This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn't directly influenced by Twin Peaks.
That looks so phoney
If you get one like Derek Zoolander's, you could simply ingest the phone.
I still sometimes think about he transhumanist guy who surgically implanted an LCD monitor in his right arm and WiFi chip in his left. Last I saw he reported psychological distress after a while. I wonder what became of them.
I only know about this person, probably not who you think of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson
Gulp. ... Can yu ear nw?
No? Looks like we’ll need to extend the antenna
Some things were easier in the GSM days.
All I've got is a condom and a nokia brick. Bend over.
When the phone inside his ribcage rings it's not for me
Me telling off the source of all my problems