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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Green pimento olives and kiwi together??? 🤢

At first I thought this was some sort of fruit salad jello, but it isn’t. It’s just… everything.

Ham? Carrots or maybe cheddar? I assume the whipped shit is egg? Maybe fish on top or something, and then peas, olives, and kiwi..? Just why..?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's an aspic, jello but for meat flavors!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Kill it with fire 🔥

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Fucking hell, I thought those were mussels in between the olives and I had to check it online. It's not. They're oysters ! This is no mere crime, this is an aggravated assault. Post of the year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Someone spent a lot of time on that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Maximum effort for maximum return

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gelatinous cube, 6AC, 8d10+40 hp, high str and con

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It's the meaner cousin, the Gelatinous Torus!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's an aspic, which is like the savoury version of fruit and Jello. Even people who liked them would probably agree that the kiwi and oyster? do not belong. The rest is entirely believable as an aspic that people would have made and eaten in the US around the 1950s to 1970s. I've never tried one myself, but I think I'd prefer to keep it that way.