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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

He knew, he just didn't give a shit until Rudolph happened to be useful. It's a capitalist moral sorry, showing that you will get things and be treated well only if you are useful to the rich overlords.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

He knew.

Santa does not take a moral stance on the crimes of the creatures of the world. He just delivers them what they are due.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"...then all the reindeer loved him..."

The shallow hypocrisy manages to burst through what is supposed to be an uplifting song, or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Santa is prejudice, that's why he never delivers presents to poor kids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course he knew. That's why he invited Rudolph into the lead position, at the front of the reindeer team. Santa didn't really need a red light.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My takeaway as a kid was that bullies don't get punished.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

the magic flying reindeer union is not to be trifled with.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

We know that cows get bullied and murdered and it's not gonna change.