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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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Tooth erections (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

relevant Nigel and Marmalade

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is very relevant and hilarious 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I love Nigel and marmalade so much. I didn't think I'd like it at first, but it's my favorite shorts series

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Well, if they only got hard when we were actually hungry, and not just "bored hungry", I assume the market for crunchy snack foods wouldn't be as prominent.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pfft as if we wouldn't have come out with a Viagra for teeth LMAO

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Well, this is horrifying. Just the thought of old men before Tooth Viagra comes out just trying to eat chips with their knobbly wobbly teeth.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Mom, I'm not hungry!" "Honey, I can see you're hard. Just eat it."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

How do I delete someone else's comment?

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