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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm stealing that for my colleagues' parcels at work

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Why would uou steal giant dildos?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's a rock solid way to endanger your financial livelihood. I'd take a hard pass on that idea, my human.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Can't believe that domain isn't registered..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I did something similar when my friend moved to another continent. I shipped her a care package (with some stuff she had left behind,) and every single side of the box had some sort of “there’s definitely no SEX TOYS inside of this box” label on it.

When I took it to the post office, the worker laughed and even made sure to avoid covering any of them with the shipping label.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

How giant? Asking for myself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hmmm, for some reason the first thing I thought of was "www.customgiantdildos would sound better than www.giantcustomdildos because of how the words flow."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Custom eh? Tell me more 😏

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

👀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Give me that indiscreet shipping. Or better yet, send my next giant dong just wrapped in thick paper.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

A beeping, clear plexiglass container it is!