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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's why when he arrived he immediately went to someone's house. Because he's obligated to let everyone in the neighbourhood know he's on a list when he moves in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Phone home" was actually him saying he needed to check in with his probation officer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Lmao.. you guys

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Also, that wasn't his finger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

And ET and the boy touched tips.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Steven knew that audiences wanted a sex potato to lust after. He was years ahead of this curve.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Damn girl, what dem eyes do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I can assure you that I personally read the official sequel to ET at least twice where they actually go to his planet and it did not involve any of the above. As much as I love to read books I cannot actually recommend this book to anyone else if you can find it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The book was crazy stupid... ET still has a real-time tele-link with Elliot across time and space. I did love the artwork though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Is that the stupid part because considering quantum mechanics i’ve seen more unrealistic science fiction in dr who.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Like all of you Judge Judys would be wearing clothes if you went to an alien planet! Leave ET alone!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if his genitals are on his face?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

What if my genitals are on his face. ET go down

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

Well, all the ETs in the Republican Senate aren't wearing clothe, as well.