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I have seen multiple times on Lemmy that the IRS wants people to report income from illegal means and that they don't care to bust someone for it. For example, an illicit drug dealer is expected by the IRS to report their drug sale revenue without having to worry about being caught for drug dealing.

Will the IRS seriously not report illegal activities or individuals that report they earned income through vague illegal means?

If they don't, do law enforcement agencies skim IRS tax reports to find people that report illegal income to further investigate?

Can IRS tax forms that report illegal income be used against someone in court?

It just seems ridiculous that reporting illegal activity, however undefined, to the federal government would be a safe option.

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

while it's probably true that the IRS is more interested in you paying your taxes than prosecuting you because that income may have been "illegitimate," that doesn't mean that other agencies might not be interested in the information you provide to the IRS. The FBI/DEA/DHS could easily get a hold of those records and use them to pursue an investigation.

and, yes, your tax returns can be used as evidence in court.

this is why money laundering (obfuscating the origin of illegitimate earnings to make them appear legitimate, esp for tax purposes) is such a lucrative trade.

my advice: never volunteer information which could later be used against you.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 6 months ago (2 children)

American tax forms have an "other income" field. That's where you can report any money you've made not covered by the other fields including any ill gotten gains. That section doesn't require you to list a source, and even if it did nobody expects you to list "$7,800 - meth sales, $32,200 - crack sales, $50,000 - robberies". You'd just say "Other income - $90,000"

The logic being that if the government never gives you the opportunity to pay taxes on something, then they can't charge you with tax evasion. Plus there's a lot of money in crime! If the US can get a piece of that pie they will!

Finally, the IRS is an already underfunded organization and contrary to the popular narrative, is very easy to work with. If you make a genuine good faith effort to pay your taxes and they find issues, an agent will work with you to resolve it. They'll set up payment plans, defer payments, and more if you're cooperative. All this is to say that reporting people for crimes besides tax ones and terrorism (the only one they're legally required to report to outside agencies) just makes their job harder, so they don't

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not to be flippant but how in sam hill do you uncover crimes of terrorism through tax filings‽

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Terrorists need funding. Doing so is illegal, and can show up in tax filings.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I mean if you're stupid enough you could try to claim a donation to the Taliban as charitable contribution for a deduction. And never underestimate the stupidity of people

[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It is not a safe option.

It is designed as a catch all.

The FBI isn’t going through tax returns looking for Illegal income; rather if you’re suspected of illegal activity, they WILL go through your tax returns, because if you didn’t report your illegal income that is another law you’ve then broken. — See Al Capone

So. It is both a very bad idea, and a good idea to report your illegal income

A better idea is to not do anything illegal; or at least do the illegal thing offshore and hide the income there. Like a good multinational corporation would.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (4 children)

What you need to do is report your illegal income in a legal way. Like say you are a life coach, and you advise people.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it looks extremely questionable, like you're a life coach in Alabama and made 380k, it'll raise a lot of flags.

  • Do you have a paper trail?
  • who pays for life coaching in cash? And 100% of customers?
  • Life coaching in Alabama and you made that much? " Is there also some business presence like a website?

There's more things to consider. I say that as a person who has to set up my own company to protect myself when I got freelance clients, and complicated the hell out of my taxes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Probably why fronts are often restaurants. They would have lots of money going in both ways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Or car washes? Night clubs maybe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Laser tag is actually the best option.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

There's always money in the banana stand

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

That is a pretty good explanation of money laundering, actually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I was looking into doing some mutual "consultant work" with a friend to make it look like I had an income. The taxes wouldn't have made it viable though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Would that not be illegal under the fifth or does the right for congress to collect taxes override that?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oooh. I like that.

I’d think that courts would say that you can’t claim the fifth, since you self reported the illegal income. And that had you failed to claim it, you’d be evading taxes….

So yes. You COULD claim your 5th amendment rights against self incrimination, but then you’ve violated the 16th where you’ve failed to declare income.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah that's what I was thinking. Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

Now I'm not American but I did read something about this before but I'm quoting from memory... huge grains of salt to be taken with this.

Essentially I believe you can report it as "other income" not specify a source and refuse to elaborate if questioned or plead the 5th if it goes more serious. So in a way you are protected. They have to PROVE you got the money from committing a crime... "I'm just a lucky gambler". Im pretty sure Whitey Bulger used to pay 30% more than a winning lottery ticket was worth to people so he could cash the ticket and justify his wealth.

I cant imagine the FBI are trawling tax returns, but if you hit their radar for some reason it will probably flag you as someone to be looked at. Just remember, tax evasion is how they got Al Capone but money laundering is also a crime so which one would you rather fuck with?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

It's more like if you get caught making money illegally and haven't paid taxes on it, you are also in trouble for tax fraud on top of your other trouble.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Actually yes. Or well sort of. I believe some tax forms even have boxes for illegal income. This is because there is an odd interaction between two very important laws; you must report all income truthfully for tax purposes and you cannot be compelled to incriminate yourself. Tax law cannot overwrite the 5th amendment. This means they have a choice; either they can prosecute anyone they see as having an illegal income but make it so people writing nothing but "I plead the 5th" on all their tax paperwork is perfectly valid. Or they can choose not to prosecute reported criminal income and retain the ability to go after people who refuse to do their taxes. The only way the tax system can work is if reporting your own illegal income doesn't legally incriminate you.

The things you write on your taxes cannot be used against you in a court of law unless you are lying in some way. So it is legally safe. Practically perhaps not. Both the police and many of the security agencies love using something known as 'parallel construction'. It's where they get some information they shouldn't have access to or shouldn't be using and build an investigation that explains how they got that information legitimately so they can use it in court.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

This is a conversation to have with a lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Always remember: law enforcement is legally allowed to lie to you, you are not legally allowed to lie to them.

Do you really need to know anything else?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

it's also only illegal if you get caught, tree falls in the woods scenario.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The IRS won't report you unprompted, but the FBI can get it from them, at which point you're fucked either way. If you reported it, they have additional evidence for existing charges, if you didn't, they add tax evasion to the list.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Tax evasion on top of the other illegal activity can increase the consequences if you're caught. They tend to require warrants before divulging information to other authorities, however any information gathered through legal means can be used against you.

The main benefit of reporting the income is to reduce the likelihood that somebody gets suspicious of the change in buying habits and starts in investigation in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was the tax man that brought down Capone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For tax evasion, not for the illegal nature of his income

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you need to launder your money

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

well, not me necessarily. if i was doing some illegal business, i wouldnt be posting a question about it. but, i get the point 🙂👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, hypothetically, according to this show i just watched, the best way to launder would be a cash only (or primary) business such as strip clubs, casinos, etc. Or you can simply create any business and make it cash only like a bakery.

That way its much harder to link because there won't be any bank records to say otherwise

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Try car washes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Why would the IRS need to know the source of the money? You generally don't have to report the source of income, just the income itself to IRS.

Now no person is going to directly report the drug money, it will be reported via a front company where cash transactions are normal and expected.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Now no person is going to directly report the drug money, it will be reported via a front company where cash transactions are normal and expected.

aka money laundering

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why would the [government] need to know [whether money has been illegally acquired or not]?

I think you have the answer to your question.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I didn't say government, I said IRS.

The FBI however, they would like to know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m not American though. I didn’t realize that the IRS is not a branch of the government and definitely does not share its data with other people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Still missing the point mate.

From a tax pov the gov doesn't care as long as it gets it cut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The tax pov is not the only pov that interests you if you sell drugs tho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Street preachers?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I think there’s only a camp on the IRS forms for illegal activity because some random criminal was charged with something and then tax evasion. He successfully argued it couldn’t be tax evasion cause there was no field for it and if he put it elsewhere, it would be fraud

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure they added the field specifically to catch Al Capone for tax evasion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've never heard someone refer to the most successful and famous prohibition era mobster as "some random criminal" before. That criminal was named Al Capone. He controlled all of Chicago, and smuggling routes to many other major US cities. There are several books, TV shows, and movies made after the story of his life.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Here's a comprehensive list of what you should report as income to the IRS and yes it includes illegal activities and stolen property.

https://www.irs.gov/publications/p525#en_US_2023_publink1000229594

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

You would need to weigh the cost of

The IRS realizing their is un-reported or misrepresented income

Vs

The IRS reporting legally reported but otherwise suspicious income to the FBI or DEA OR whatever

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Short answer: no

Longer answer: if it were that simple, then money laundering would not be a billion dollar industry.

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