this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The dad just named his son after himself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Mail men hate this one trick!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We are all dad on this blessed day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Holding a phone

I should ask someone else to call a taxi for me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Punctuatial

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

😱 a dumb joke in a community for dad jokes? A fake in this community? Big if true!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The dumb part isn't the joke. The dumb part is the person saying "thanks dad" is called "Dad" in the phone.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The part between the corners of the image. It's white and has grey and green blobs on it. You can't miss it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Texts are on the wrong sides

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Maybe you are on the wrong side...of the argument

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTIES YOU ARE AT

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I just wish they'd pay more attention to detail with their fake text screenshots