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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Other than the upper peninsula lol

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yea not sure what's up with the upper peninsula. I feel like it's someone who actually knows Michigan and just wants to irritate Michiganders

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could still be a real European perspective. I've found a lot of people who are only casually familiar with North America will be able to tell you the broad cultural strokes and then one or two bizarrely specific facts. Like, "Oh yeah, America is all New York, Texas, California, Florida, and who could forget the iconic Egyptian Theatre of Boise, Idaho."

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Michiganders are like, "they sorta heard of me!" 😍

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? More like "pasties and trees."

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nope! Incest should be bigger

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

European here, these are what different states or areas of the USA remind me of (like what's the first think I think of when I hear it's name):

  • Southern states: right wing twats
  • Alabama: incest
  • Florida: gators and really, really weird news headlines
  • Texas: stupidly large trucks, guns and cowboys
  • Alaska: cold, that one goldrush
  • California: expensive, liberal
  • Ohio: those fucking memes
  • Hawaii: warm, colonialism
  • Mississippi: riverboats
  • Washington: why the hell is the city of Washington not in Washington?
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Washington: why the hell is the city of Washington not in Washington?

There's also Washington Island. It's nowhere near Washington state or DC. It's in Lake Michigan, and is part of Wisconsin, not Michigan.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

On that last point, George Washington is still considered the most popular president of the USA. In his own time he would come to cities and people (all of them) would swarm the streets. When the Constitution was signed Washington was in retirement, but the writers of the Constitution assumed Washington would be the first President. There were roughly 8 candidates running for the position, Washington wasn't one of them, and when Washington announced he would come out of retirement the other candidates dropped out of the running. Washington won the first election unanimously.

A lot of Europeans don't realize this, but the Constitution wasn't the first government of the new USA. First there was the Articles of Confederation which went from 1777-1789 so Washington had been gone for quite some time and was still so popular.

It's not at all surprising that it's one of the most popular landmark names in the US (street and city names).

Some other popular names include Lafayette, MLK, Lincoln, and Jackson, Jefferson, and Madison.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Washington's name is everywhere because there was this guy named Washington and he did some cool things a couple hundred years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The blue one just needs to be switched to alcoholism and drugs. Then it's perfect.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They put Detroit in the wrong spot

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Incest area is way too small. The Cowboy area is way too big.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I've always had this criticism of pornhub

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The incest region needs to be way larger and be labeled incest/religious nutcases. Rest is pretty much spot on.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

TBH probably more accurate than an American perspective.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Pretty bad comparison

  • size is irrelevant
  • american states are provinces, not countries. how many americans know the provinces of Germany?
  • identifying states when most of them are just rectangles is damn annoying
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

yeah, but for example: Luxembourg - the last grand duchy in the world, one of four institutional seats of the european union, capital city is an UNESCO world heritage site, has a 1000 years of history.

Idaho - potatoes. wait... maybe it's Iowa? or Ohio?

edit: really seems like people can't take a joke, lmao

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (11 children)

As a European who doesn't know much about the states: This is pretty accurate. I would exchange gators for florida man and I don't know what the cars and crime one is but otherwise it's spot on.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Sadly, Cowboy and New York are much smaller and incest is much larger.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I'm surprised anyone there knows that the UP of Michigan exists. It's a sparcely populated area with low crime. Hunting, fishing, snowmobiling and drinking.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

They think Seattle is full of cowboys?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

As a born Seattlite, all I can say is this town ain't big enough for the two of us pardner.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The dancing kind, but yeah.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To be fair, the incest is probably a bit more widespread than that. Also, potentially more popular in Appalachia than around that area. I think eastern Kentucky/West Virginia has the highest rates of inbreeding than any other part of the country, at least that's what some other guy on the internet commented, so that's a fairly trustworthy source.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot the "Country roads, take me home, to the place, I belong!" part.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't that the incest part? From my european point of view at least half of the "new york" part should probably be either "cowboy" and or "incest".

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Eh, not far off

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd change Florida to Disney World because that's the main reason anyone would get a passport to go to Florida.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I'd just like to point out that some European countries have higher rates of incest than the US.

Cousin marriage is also illegal in much of the US while it is legal in much of Europe.

In fact, if this is to be believed (not a clue how accurate this is), Spain, Portugal, and Italy (as well as Canada and Mexico) have higher rates of incest than any single state in the United States.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (8 children)

This is totally believable, but Europeans don't think that America is more incestuous than Europe. They think that that part of America is more incestuous than the rest of America.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And where do the religious nuts go?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cowboy, incest, and gator.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

They bring the incest, of course

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I think this map was made by an American cos it's referencing cultural things that I don't know or care about.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Nah, Cowboys are South.

Middle are "Religious Nutcases"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Interesting that your perspective includes less incest than mine... And I live in Alabama!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Don't you know that the entire west coast is just Los Angeles?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Not entirely inaccurate...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's more what an American thinks a European perspective is.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As a European with a higher than average interest in North America, I can say with some confidence that Europeans don't think about the Upper Peninsula at all.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hawaii and Alaska are just ???

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

We forgot to tell Europe about those 2.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

North California is way more "cowboy" than "movie", by the way.

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