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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

If they slap you fast enough it Megahertz

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At any frequency actually, but more slaps per second equal more Hertz.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Also more slaps delivered at a lower rate too. Basically just more slaps will do it.

Unless... does anyone want to test this empirically and let us all know the results of your experiment? :-P

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This post can't be serious! It should be marked with 1/s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I prefer random, high intensity burst slaps

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A Dirac impulse slap would only hurt once

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

But what's the Fourier transform of a delta function?

...that's right. It's all of the Hertz.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Answer: Groucho Marx

Question: What do you get when someone beats you with a Groucho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Guess I'm taking 2d4 psychic damage today