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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Extra points if you know what bannock is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And there was me thinking it was a portmanteau of banana hammock

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

An s Scottish flatbread. It a word that keeps on giving!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A county in Idaho?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tried it with gpt4: gpt4

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can you take another picture of the bird with a banana for scale?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's the Copa-Ba-nan-a Bird, I had one called Lola.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Banatidae platanynchos

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A plantain tit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's a gooseberry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I don't know what it is but I understand how big it is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a miracle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This must be what it is meant when they tell us we share 50% of DNA with a banana.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well, that's bananas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's Pikaquack!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If it walks like a banana, quacks like a banana, then probably it's a banana.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wrong again, Brennan -- it's a rooster chicken!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ew banana eye

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

Banana duck

Doo doo do do do doo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's clearly the Belafontebird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I thought those had fur? I mean, the bird in the picture doesn't appear to be Harry…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This would be the native bird of the Donkey Kong Islands known natively as the great Banana Bird, currently endangered do to poaching and habitat lost

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thats not a bird thats a cool case for a banana phone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago