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It's pretty straightforward.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Yesh? So explain en passant ya filthy animal!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You know when you were a kid, playing tag, and someone would do a crazy contortion to get by you, and you just grazed the fabric of their shirt? And then you're like, "I got you!" and they're like, "Nuh-uh, I didn't feel it!" and because you're it, you have the final say. So you can either be like, "nah, you're still in," or, "fuck you, I tagged you," and they have to go off and they start crying about how unfair it is for you to target them while you go easy on your friends, and everyone starts calling them crybaby.

En passant is almost nothing like that. Almost.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Hahaha had me all the way till the end

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

shhh youre gonna wake up anarchychess

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

en passant is an abomination. In this house we play pre-1561 chess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Pretty straightforward leaves some room for ambiguity. You’re a pion until you decide you aren’t

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but it always goes a bit sideways when it attacks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago