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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

His fists are up but he's backing away.

He's ready to throw hands even when he knows he's cooked

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Every self defense class I've been in says to be ready to fight, create distance, escape. Bilbo knows what's what.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Not shown: He's already started to burrow with his feet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

"call an ambulance!....but not for me"

Puts on ring

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Getting ready to throw a counter

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna Took's son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

111 year old hobbit vs 50,000+ year old Istari.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are istari the creations of the Miar? I kinda thought gandlaf was a Miar, but I might have been getting the two swapped

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

All Istari are also Maiar, but not all Maiar are Istari. Istari are Maiar "on a more human and material level of nature", as an answer on the internet puts it. They were created by the Valar, if I remember correctly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, he's old, but not that old.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh ok, I need to reread the silmarillion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The finer things in life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Gandolf: boy Imma bout to blow the brakes off you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Imma Bilbo Bodybaggins you, old fart!