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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

The best guess I could find online about these with 5min search Sorry for r*ddit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Although, I think safety matches are ones that will only strike on the rough side of the box, rather than a wall or chin stubble.

But I rather like the idea that they have matches that don't burn all the way down. https://www.britannica.com/science/safety-match

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yes! I missed that part. It's correct that it means that they only strike on the rough part of the box. The safety being in the fact that they don't spontaneously ignite.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yep. That's pretty much correct.

Edit: except for what the comment above says about the safety part.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Also describes half the d&d groups I've DM'd

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I will start calling my JSON Web Tokens impregnated goblins.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

seth tzeentch's favorite matches

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Hey hey people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

So either our goblin can't be wet from water, or it's pregnant....