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[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Given the thickness of paint has to be precise to account for weight, balance, and air resistance I bet that wacky ass digital camo with a red star was expensive af. Then again maybe I'm just thinking in terms of US Military Industrial Complex pricing, lol.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

It's probably stickers. US does that too for photogenic livery, while the paint thickness is very important operationally it doesnt matter for parades or other flyovers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I think you might be giving Russian budget managers too much credit. No way they're going to pay the engineers to work all that shit out when that money could be more effectively spent on personal yachts.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

At this rate, it's going to be like the dinosaurs in a few decades. Russians will claim that they were invisible like chameleons, but the real scientists will know they had feathers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

so stealthy we'll never find out because at this rate, Russia's not gonna have a large contingent of these lol

what russia really needs are planes that are stealthy on the ground, perhaps if the drones can't see them heh

edit: holy fuck they were just sitting out in the open?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Alongside one sad painted example that doesn't even get a drop shadow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Look in the sky.

You see it up there?

Exactly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

There's no longer a viable breeding population

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's a nice paint job in that plane. I really like it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Oh yeah? Want to see something really hot? Check out this Ukrainian F-35 design

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

You'd definitely have to pay up for that though. There's no way you'd just get it in a normal lootbox.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Sorry, I really should have flagged that as NSFW

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

God I wish. Would love to see what a 5th Gen multirole would do to 1970s tanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Many T-64s smoldering on the fields of Ukraine were produced in the 60s even.

And you don't need an advanced tactical fighter to blast golf carts.

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/videos-appear-show-russia-using-110032739.html

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the missiles get a CHA boost from launching from one but the damage still scales with INT

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Are VTOL adjustable thrusters a DEX modifier?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this in a flight sim? 🥵

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Legendary, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Beautiful plumage, the Su-57.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But why is it nailed there?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Listen, if it wasn't nailed there, it would've shot off, vroom, and leveled all of Kherson.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's a pretty sexy plane, but it is also endangered

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

True but like centennials, it lived a long life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Extinct in the wild, even the population in captivity is slowly dwindling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

so it's an EW

i love f-14's