this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 112 points 5 months ago

This is wrong on so many levels.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (3 children)

For a second, my dumb ass thought someone just had a bunch of uselessly inaccurate spirit levels.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

That's not what's going on here? I'm lost

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 106 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Now I know what my high school teachers were saying when they called me dumb.

I thought they were just being sarcastic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

sigh

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

this is my understanding

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Everything is under control

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago

Fuckin hell, op. This joke is so terrible, I just want to ban you on principle.

Godspeed, you delightful bastard.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

They need to get on my level

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Were you sent here by the devil?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wrong good sir, it’s on the level.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Level 6 is where things really get interesting though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

All I hear is the Nega-Chin saying "wrong!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Geeze, unbelievable. Like, I get the joke, but who did you spell it wrong 5 times?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago