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[–] [email protected] 99 points 5 months ago (3 children)

God was in no way involved in the creation of Chihuahuas.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Their existence is an affront unto god. They are a monument of man's hubris.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We can have multiple affronts to god and monuments of humanities hubris

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

tbf I have met some nice chihuahuas in my life. Miniature pinschers on the other hand are the devil spawn. They will bite and growl to their own owner. I had one and was afraid 24/7 but also loved him for some stockholm sindrom reason. He was a perfect mini Dobermann without the Bulging Eyes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That, my fellow sophont, is a Doberman Pinscher. 50% hatred, 50% shakiness.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I play "war face" with my chihuahua. I just make a claw with my hand and say "war face" and he gets all snarly and toothy. But he's wagging his tail the whole time and if you stop he whines and demands more angry time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is this an actual chihuahua, or someone in a chihuahua fur suit?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

An actual chihuahua (mix).

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Okay, that is freaking adorable.

I wanted to make a joke about that actually being seven tiny furries in a dog suit, but that may be the cutest chihuahua (mix or otherwise) I've ever seen, so I can't joke about it. That's cute taken to the level of absurdity lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Show us the war face!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think he forgor the cuteness when making me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Hey, come on now, elephants think you're cute. Probably.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Chihuahuas are dogs running honey badger software.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I'm in this comic and I don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how chihuahuas with rabies behave.. Maybe they become Satans hell hounds or maybe the stat overflows and they become the best creatures in existence..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh, I just realized how hard it would be to tell if a Chihuahua had rabies unless you could see it literally foaming. With most dogs you get a warning because they don't normally behave that aggressively, but with Chihuahuas...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Modern day chihuahuas are thought to be descended from the now extict techichi dog which were bred for livestock and ritual purposes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did they use them to conduct blood rituals, opening hell gates to higher dimensions of torment? Otherwise I can't imagine any other reason for that amount of anger concentrated in such a small dog

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I do know that they were sacrificed as part of burial rituals. The dogs were believed to help souls cross a river in their journey through Mictlan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh, that sucks. Poor dogs. Their anger might be justified

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

There was me assuming the chihuahua was there to play the role of the summoned demon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

In all of chihuahuas I have met, only one was a psychotic rage monster. The rest totally tracks. Now Pomeranians...those things drive me insane. I absolutely love dogs, but I cannot stand Pomeranians. WHERE IS THE OFF SWITCH.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Ai chihuahua

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Ah yes...the Miniature Pinscher.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Good thing there was no Chemical X

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Get your shit together, God.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ableism, God has ADHD. That's why he forgot about us.