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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, back to reading the shampoo label.

“Huh, these things have instructions…”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And the ingredients always contained aqua.. never see aqua these days

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't really see many Barbies anymore either tbf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Did you have many Barbies in your bathrooms?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

There was a fairly successful movie recently that you may have heard of which actually prompted Aqua to go on tour. I'm seeing them in a couple of weeks.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

You know this really opened up a new world of possibilities for me. From now on I'm going to savor each and every morning shit without needless distractions like news, music, interesting videos, and definitely funny memes. Thanks for showing me the error of my ways.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I vaguely remember a friend in middle school telling me about how The Weird Kid stuck his head under the stall wall and into my friend's stall while shitting was happening. I don't even remember what The Weird Kid allegedly said. Something like "HEY BEN WHATCHA DOIN?" probably. My friend panicked and kicked him in the face, and I don't think any adults were informed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

At least one person saw this comic in the shitter. That person is who the comic is for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Source: Read Mr. Lovenstein :: Info Dump | Tapas Comics

RSS Feed: https://tapas.io/rss/series/3346

Bonus panel (it's a GIF, if it's blank, wait)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to live in the moment of shitting :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I want to die in the moment of shitting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I would rather die on my feet shitting than live on my knees shitting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's how Elvis died

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Once had a guy hold a sign with similar message. In front of me. He was sitting across from me on a subway train.

Nothing like savoring the moment riding underground. A breather after work.

He was smug but mad at me ignoring him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I would argue that scrolling through fresh memes on Risa(@startrek.website) while on the toilet is the pinnacle of living in the moment. Particularly at work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wow, I am literally on my phone and see this while I am pooping.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Me too! Which reminds me I really should go to a toilet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

*sniff* *sniff*

Smelly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It was actually kind of nice to take a break while you're on the toilet. Whether that means checking your phone for fun, or just sitting in silence without looking at a screen. Both can be a break, depending on context.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's the whole point

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago