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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Is that an HD remaster of the rage faces?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

If we're bringing back T-62s with ERA we can bring back old memes with HD

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

The Tiger I Ausf. D "Drippenwagen" was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a "riced out tiger" that would "take the allies to gapplebees". The Drippenwagen featured a lowered suspension, widened "Überostostostketten" tracks, improved aerodynamics, the silhouette of a large brick, and a new twin-turbo flat-twelve powerplant from Porsche. "Secret documents" claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Only one example of the design was built in 1942. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen "blew up 1000000 allied tanks" and "single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days" before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Drippenwagen doesn't sound bad fake German enough. Let's change it to Drïppënwägën

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

German doesn't have ï and ë. Only ä, ö, ü and ß are different from basic Latin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Thanks. Didn't know of that channel and love it 🤯

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Fuck it, go for broke and break out some landkreuzers. Run over the smaller tanks when you run out of ammo. Consume their souls for a reload.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Why because it has a spoiler? Why, because it has a spoiler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago