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Stock Meme (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can hardly decipher this blackmetal-bandname. Help?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The German word "Stock" means branch or stick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's more stick than branch. Branch would rather be Zweig or Ast, I'd say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I know, fellow krautlander. It was a joke playing into bm-bands always having names like in this image 😊

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

PLIHDVRSIZIKIL

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Sounds brutal. \m/

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (3 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

Ein Volk Eine Nation Eine Kommentarsektion

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Comments now subject to the Grundgesetz

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And the Reinheitsgebot of 1516. Comments must consist of only water, barley and hops. Yeast implied.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Gut so

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Too small to be considered stock.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Stöckchen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or as we call it in Switzerland: Stöckli

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You call everything -li. Best examples: Schißhaseli or Einkaufswägeli.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Stöckl, probably, if you're Austrian.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I was in the pool

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Payback for all the sturgeon memes

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mich haben die nicht geStört.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Obwohl mein Deutsch sehr shiße ist, haben sie Spaß gemacht

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

*scheiße

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Da STOCKt mir der Atem.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ZWEIG!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Twig memes?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Stock und Steine brechen meine Beine

But chains and whips excite me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Wir brauchen Stock memes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

You're wrong, this is a Stock. Yours is Stöckchen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You should bundle them together

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

They may have tried that once before...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Bundle that up and you might have something

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Damn I love it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ich kenne diese Band!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Stick wins every time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I am a stick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Es hat viel zu lange gebraucht bis ich das verstanden haben.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Genius!