Yes. All these people fighting for rights are trampling on the rights of corporations. What if the corporation dies, think of the tragedy!
We must protect these endangered entities from the predation of individuals looking to consume them. It's not like they need to eat. Feed the company, it must live.
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Seriously, what the fuck is even the point of living if we just end up serving a bunch institutions, desperately trying preserve them past their usefulness? If an institution doesn't make the world better, it doesn't need to exist.
And fuck. CEOs taking out a salary and bonus that kills the company, a-ok, but god forbid paying the baristas enough to live.