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[–] [email protected] 115 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Bro was cooking.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?

Marianna clearly wins.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hope you have high ceilings.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Forget the ceiling, that better be a strong table

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

My coffee table is also above a basement, so I'll have to reinforce the joists, and probably the whole support of the house. Eh, I'll just make a scale copy out of Styrofoam on my CNC or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ's nipple (rock hard version)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Sad. The toaster coaster took 2-3 hours from start to finish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

No TV while being surrounded by the arts gets you cooking.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is she posting about herself in the third person?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Captsin_oni thinks that's very cringe

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Can someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not a toaster, it's a toaster coaster holster.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

That is a nice rhyme, I still don't see the benefit though

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not beneficial. We're in the realm of aesthetic design, and no amount of reasoning will free you from these toaster coasters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Good thing my empty wallet is. Never though being poor would be a sign of freedom

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This feels like a very German comment lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Very perceptive of you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Because it's whimsical fun, I guess 🤷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Most sets of coasters come with a small container or place for them to all go. This is just on theme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It’s cute.

Technically there isn’t a benefit to Michelangelo’s sculpture either.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because it looks like bread/toast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So this reserved is the origin of "if you're brave enough"? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you have a very weird dick and/or an unhealthy relationship with toast 😄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Leave my dick alone, he's already feeling too plane

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Man... go easy on Mariana? You're all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So username is It's Marianna?

She's talking about herself in third person?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

What kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It’s a-me, Mario!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Especially since corkboard kind of looks like toast too...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I just use floppy disks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with ceramic coasters? That's what we use.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (5 children)

stone/non-glazed ceramic works ok because it's porous and absorbs the condensation. These look like glazed ceramic which won't work well. In high humidity environments there's so much water the coaster will start to stick to the glass or it'll spill off onto the surface you are trying to protect, it's just not ideal.

Best coasters I've found are rubber with a felt/fabric insert. They never move or stick to the glass and the felt has enough surface area to evaporate the water.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention there's only two per toaster

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That is the usual number.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Michelangelo was only 15 when he beat the Shredder for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Bernini was only 12 when he wrote the guitar solo in Stairway to Heaven.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

i would put the toast coaster into a toaster instead of the toaster coaster holder on accident

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This could be straight out of Bob's Burgers.

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