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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Can someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not a toaster, it's a toaster coaster holster.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

That is a nice rhyme, I still don't see the benefit though

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not beneficial. We're in the realm of aesthetic design, and no amount of reasoning will free you from these toaster coasters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Good thing my empty wallet is. Never though being poor would be a sign of freedom

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This feels like a very German comment lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Very perceptive of you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Because it's whimsical fun, I guess 🤷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Most sets of coasters come with a small container or place for them to all go. This is just on theme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It’s cute.

Technically there isn’t a benefit to Michelangelo’s sculpture either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Michelangelo's sculpture can't even hold my drink. At least that's what security told me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because it looks like bread/toast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So this reserved is the origin of "if you're brave enough"? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you have a very weird dick and/or an unhealthy relationship with toast 😄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Leave my dick alone, he's already feeling too plane

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?