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[–] [email protected] 80 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This really feels like an ad

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

That's what they said about Seinfeld

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In fairness, when my scrawny ass was working refunds and continually hauling water heaters from the front entrance to the compactor in the far back, it was garden that was full of jacked dudes who helped me every once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Garden and lumber had the best forklift drivers. Building materials and hardware had the jacked dudes from lifting bullshit weight all day.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Me in appliances

🤑🤑🤑🤑

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Me in online orders (I do everything): 💪

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

And they are a couple

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

they are dating

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Someone draw it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Comma vs hyphen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

this is some real shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

These are the types of ads that would work on people

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Home Depot will hire only the ugliest, most beer-bellied men and literal 10/10 college girls. There are no in-betweens. Go to your local Home Depot and look.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like your store's manager is a pervert. Time to call corporate.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Mine definitely is. The store is full of bears.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Would you rather be stuck on a home depot with a bear or...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Except that they're literal bears

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Sounds like an OSHA violation

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

This does not apply where I am. May be your store or regional manager influence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago