Risa

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

Child actors in an elevator.

A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.

A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

Riker and the boys go to Vegas.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Data listens to a deck of cards.

A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.

Picard learns to play the flute.

Security chief dies of contract negotiations.

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.

Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.

Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he's fated to become his own ancestor.

Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.

Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.

A boy wants to be like Data.

Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.

Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.

Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".

Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood

Zombie. Vulcans.

A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

Janeway and Paris get it on.

The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.

Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.