Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these
And yeah, yeah, I've heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don't care, I'll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.
this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.
I want a wrecking ball since that would be more fun and destructive, but ok.
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I guess I'd put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?
The blood splatter is the decoration.
Cannabis plants and grow lights
Reminds me of my high school buddy who was in a family with 8 kids. Every closet in that house became a bedroom.
Sex ed was that bad huh
What ru talking about? THey were clearly good at it.
No Netflix, only chill.
That must explain why boomers had so many kids, no netflix means all they could do was chill
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I would start by adding some fake blood stains around the fan
I came here to specifically say this.
Fake?
with a bucket, a mop, a broom and dust pan, a shelf with some bottles of Windex and Soft Scrub and other S.C. Johnson(R) products, a stack of furnace filters against one wall and the front one always falls over, and probably a vacuum.
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Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.
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Add some slanted flooring and decorate the whole room at the same angle as the fan.
I wouldn't bother.
That poor fan is just waiting to tear itself apart.
Why don't you turn on the fan then lock the door, and call it "the Schrodinger's room". Quantum mechanics says that after a while, the fan is both functioning and broken, spinning in an endless dance of probability.
You will likely hear the fan tear itself apart from outside of the room, such an event is absolutely loud enough to be heard from outside the door, plus the fact that the little bits of fan that are left afterwards will probably continue spinning and likely bumping into the ceiling (if it's hanging from the wires).
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I'm not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.
This isn't that type of situation. This room is not meant to be right. It is where only wrong exists. There is a litany of people who allowed this room to exist and they all knew what should have been, but they all allowed this space to come to pass.
This room is meant to not be, but has allowed to be because it is forsaken by the collective creation of humanity.
Enclose it and make a secret door to enter.
I call it the depression portal.
Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.
With my own blood after I hit my head on the fan.
Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.
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How come nobody has mentioned a walk-in closet yet?!
More ceiling fans.
Everything angled the same as the fan.
Aside from aircraft painted on wall, I think put a mattress area on the floor (or comfy seating) and paint a galaxy in glow in the dark paint.
Put in a long clothes rack, boom! walk-in closet
With a built-in clothes dryer!
VR racing sim
With a lack of passion.
Posters of the bright blue sky.
Remove the fan, replace it with a sunlight mimicking fixture.
No, bare socket and bulb hanging from the wire that flickers.
This is the room you keep someone in or cry in, this is not space for a modicum of faux solar joy.
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The fan won't last very long, the bearings aren't designed to operate like that. (Even if you don't hit it with your head...)
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