Come and visit the KDE booth at FOSSCOMM in Heraklion
Meet us at the University of Crete, Voutes Campus to find out from George about the latest features in KDE's catalogue of powerful software.
This is why I want to be a billionaire: So I can fly my private (electric, hopefully) jet to places like this and be like, "yes, I love KDE!" and hand over a great big check to this dedicated volunteer.
I'd have "my people" bring a mini red carpet and a fancy looking "FOSS is best" backdrop so I could get a photo op with this cool guy, shaking his hand and smiling at the camera while we both held up one of those over-sized fake checks showing the absurd amount of money he just earned by being awesome.