this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This pic is obviously American.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know, right? That's obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Gotta protect your mattress somehow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Why?

Real guns are cheaper.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is.. how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

this guy ~~fucks~~ sleeps on the floor

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake. Sheets are too clean

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

In fact, forget the house!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That's the meme? But that's just gender stereotypes

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

*shitty gender stereotypes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

There are no stereotypes in memes. Never ever morshupls

Also, in your bio, speaking of stereotypes:

No sense arguing with tankies. Every take I’ve seen from hexbear itt is absolute brainrot, and I can’t wait until we can block entire instances. wojak-nooo

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All the money was spent on the corvette outside

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Dodge RAM and you know it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about "grabbing some carpet" like any other seat

but it's just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again

simpler times boys

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Did that carpet tied the room together?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn't breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.

I've been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It's maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the idealization of this kind of spartan living space is basically the same as the cryptobro idealization of unregulated currency.

Over time exposure to reality will result in making compromise after compromise to solve each problem that arises until you have reinvented from first principles the very same standards that everyone else in society already arrived at.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fellas is it gay to have furniture

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What for? You can sit on the floor, you can put your things on the floor, wait you can eat on the floor too? Great!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk id probably be chilling

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don't even need a cup if you put your palms together.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Real men suck it directly from the ~~teet~~ faucet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it weren't for women we'd still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow... and it would be amazing!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you've got my room when I was in my 20s.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I literally did this in college. It was great.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.

That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I'm in!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can't stub your toe on the bed frame if there's no bed frame

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I'd immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Where's the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
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